How Retard Are You?

[X]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have been called a "blonde"
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[] You sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
SO FAR: 3
[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it....
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling in your sleep.
SO FAR: 4
[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
SO FAR: 7
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
SO FAR: 11
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[] You don't know what "um" means, but you use it anyway.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 16
MULTIPLY BY 3 AND REPOST AS "I AM ..% RETARDED".
I AM 48% RETARDED. (:
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